Happy Happy Birthday Puppy!

I imagine Marilon Monroe stepping up to the microphone to wish our boy a happy seventh birthday. She would say something funny about the Seven Year Itch. I imagine she would be showing more cleavage than she did for Kennedy--well, it's my imagination! Might as well be good!

Yes, Toby was born 7 years ago. He was such a cute puppy. When he was young, he liked ice cubes and carrots. He likes red toys...He is fond of watermelon and sitting on available laps.

He has a special dislike for rodents. He is unperturbed by gunshots, and loves to run at full speed...anywhere. His birthday gift? An Old Navy red toy.

Were he able to talk, he would say, "Is there any other speed?" He loves to cuddle. He would sell his soul to sleep under the covers more. He is a good dog! Happy birthday Toby!!

Be happy I did not post the one of him crapping in the ocean again!

He also likes to go geocaching.

And guarding the house...

I taught at the HS today. It wasn't bad. 5th and 6th periods were more roudy than I liked,but, I roll with it. If I stressed over every little incident...well, I'd be stressed. At least there were no fights. The kids told me how pleased they were to have me there...so weird. All I can remember from school is the sub that always called us "Humans." I know there were others, but they trully escape my mind...they were nameless, faceless subs. I have a feeling with all the yells and adoration, they might remember me a few weeks from now...cool.

Well, that's it, that's the end.