I was out the other day taking a few pictures when I saw something related. It was a wild sofa. "What's that?" you say? "No, No! It can't be!"
Well, yes, it can be. This sofa is proof that there are furniture herds out there all around the US. It is only through the work of stealthy "furniture makers" that we have what we sit on right now! These "furniture makers" ACTUALLY go around the US searching for the wild herds of furniture, which they obviously trap, gut and dry. It is the dried husks of these secretive, shy creatures that we rest our heads and bottoms on. "Furniture makers" go back hundreds of years and are much more secretive than even the tightest-lipped members of the Temple of the Shrine!
No one dumps furniture on the side of the road, these are the poor individuals that could not keep up with the herd. Here is the proof. This sofa obviously froze when it spotted me and simply looks abandoned. I'm pretty sure it had been grazing when I surprised it.
As you can see, this one is shedding, probably dropping it's summer colors in preparation for winter.