The other morning she was sitting in front of me not getting dressed in the clothes that were right next to her. I decided that the least she could do is be put to use, so I asked her to please grab my shoes, as they were out of my reach. Granted I could have moved, but sometimes all it takes to get her to do what you ask is to ask her to do something completely different. This morning, though, it backfired. She got up and picked up my shoes. Then she RAN down the hall to her bedroom, where she collapsed on the bed snoring in her quick/not asleep, but faking it way. I followed and retrieved my shoes after giving her a good tickle.
Another morning, another instance of me asking for my shoes, please. You would think I'd learn, but I am a slow learner when it comes to my daughter. This time she goes over to the shoes and puts them on. I assumed, quite wrongly, that she would walk them over to me as she has done in the past. I allowed my attention to be drawn to the television and when I glanced back at my lovely raven haired daughter, she was marching resolutely down the hallway in outlandishly huge shoes, with a determined humor in her eyes!
Every night we put Chloe to bed. It is a bit of a process that usually involves both parents and a good deal of intestinal fortitude. Things like putting on a pull-up before bed can become a game or a battle if approached in the wrong frame of mind.
Anything we can do to ease that process, is a blessing. Every night, the cat comes in and wants to be fed. He likes canned cat food, as dry cat food only gets a sniff and then he follows me back to Chloe's room where he often jumps on her bed... in the middle of her... which just begins the process all over again. So, I usually give him a small can of cat food. The other night, I went in to feed him in his room. As I opened the can, the lid flipped off and flicked a droplet of Ocean White Fish Feast onto my cheek. I wiped it away and fed him.
I could still smell it and retired to the bathroom where I washed my face and hands. Still I could smell this delightful fishy smell. So, I returned to the bedroom and interrupted a conversation between the two of them and asked them to smell me. They did, and didn't smell anything untoward. However, this piqued Chloe's curiosity, and she asked why I wanted them to smell me. So I explained the whole cat food experience, complete with miming the part where I wiped it off my face. This is the point where my darling comedian daughter lost it. She started to giggle, and then she started to laugh a belly laugh that was a pleasure to behold. All three of us were laughing, though I was proclaiming that this was not a laughing matter, which just made her laugh harder.
Finally she calmed down a bit and we seemed to be making progress on sleep, then her body would wrack itself in a paroxysm of hysteria as she giggled to herself about the cat food experience. Her body just shuddered. It was cute. In a "this-kid-really-thinks-this-is-funny" kind of way, not, a "Wow, she's got a really warped sense of humor" way...that remains to be seen, so the jury is still out. Anyway, we thought it was over.
Then, out of the blue she says, "Mommy?" Snicker.
"I smell cat food." Snicker, snicker, Laugh!!!!
The next morning we were sitting drinking coffee, and she was in my lap. She looked over to her mommy and said, "Mommy? I smell cat food."
On a different note...
Last night we went out for dinner after doing a little shopping. We went to a Mexican Taco establishment. Chloe was great. The owner (I assume) complemented our daughter on how cute she was and suggested that she should be a model. I tried to explain that she already was. Anyway, the establishment seemed to bend over backward to make sure our experience was good.
Chloe was getting tired. She wasn't particularly pleased with the quesodilla but she was happy with the Spanish rice. She was slow to eat, while Cora and I finished ours fairly quickly. She experimented with lying on her side and back. We greeted this with "Get up!! You have to eat!!" Finally, we were ready to go after Chloe's antics and we had eaten. She still had rice. She was only eating the rice. I went and got a lid for her quesodilla and found she wanted to save her rice. So I said, give me your rice and I'll save it. To which she responded by holding it in her hands and standing on a chair.
Cora said, "Give Daddy your rice before you spill it."
You guessed it, the child took a step, from one chair to another, and somehow, gravity took over and she fell spreading delicious Spanish rice across a 9 foot square area. She then began to cry and scream.
It was only a few minutes later as we escorted her to the car that we discovered that she was worried that the owner would be mad that she spilled her rice. She REALLY LIKE HER RICE. So, I asked for some more rice and relayed Chloe's worries that they were mad. I offered to pay for the extra rice, but they said no and sent me on my way with my rice. So, if you live in Yakima, Washington and crave some good Mexican food, then go on down to Nino's Mexican Grill. Awesome service and awesome food!