So, we were sitting watching TV on Thursday night and something strange happened (Us watching TV in itself is not strange, we do that almost every night). I had my laptop on my lap, Cora had hers on hers. We both heard a noise from the TV stand. We glanced over our laptop tops, and at that moment several DVDs fell out of the side door. Cora, without pausing or missing a beat, said, "It must be kittens."
I laughed. who in their right mind expected kittens to be in our TV stand? Well, apparently Cora. Anyway, so we kind of shrugged it off and did not get up to reposition the DVDs or close the door. A few minutes later, there was another noise and we both looked over our laptop tops (OK, I admit it, I like writing "laptop tops") and a couple more DVDs came out and the door opened wider. Cora, again at the top of her game, cried, "It's Kittens, I tell ya! Kittens!" I married a comedian. Kittens I tell ya!!
Oh, and I hope everyoe will tune in and watch Jeff Dunham's new Christmas special tonight, on Comedy Central!
We began the day with a nutritious brakfast of powdered donettes, coffee, and bacon. I think it is the beginning of good day.
We have some groceries to get, some house cleaning to do, and maybe we will even stop by the pet store to replace our dead fish...oh, by the way, our clown goby disappeared. Should be a good day!
So, we went to the Tri-Cities and had dinner at the Bonefish Grill...OOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYY GOD!!!!!!!!! It was awesome. The best fish I have ever had...in a restaraunt.
Then we went to the show. Jeff Dunham is simply AWESOME! I strongly recommend watching him in a live show...if you can't do that, then watch him on DVD or watch him on Comedy Central or on You Tube! Awesome. We all had sore cheeks I am sure. I did. Here is a short clip from last night...
This is Peanut, Jeff, and Jose Jalepeno On A Steeeck. Peanut does not understand Jose's accent...
We will be laughing our asses off! Tomorrow night we will go to see Jeff Dunham! I can't wait; the guy is hilarious! I have seen his show several times on Comedy Central. His dummies are great. I hope to see Walter and Peanut!
Yesterday, I taught some wonderful first graders. Today, I taught HS Home Ecc...and some other stuff...childhood development, HEALTH.
I am lucky I didn't get there earlier, because there was a test on the teacher's desk that they took yesterday on the female anatomy...the majority of the classes were female...yeah, that might have been...uhm... awkward!
The female substitute that was next door was not so lucky! She had to give that same test to her class...heh heh heh!
Oh, and I want to give a shout out to Kim! I love her site and the shirt she showed on her site the other day. She received a mean spirited comment and I just want to show my support! Go Kim!! Have a look at her site!
I am a bit miffed. I was Screwed out of three days work. The teacher called last night, and when she found I was busy today, she asked me if I would take her class for the next three days (Wednesday thru Friday) and I said yes.
This morning the secretary asked me if I could do those days. Yes, I would be happy to. She added that it was because I was familiar with the sixth grade reading curriculum. I went through my day and, as I headed out, I stopped at the office to verify those days. The secretary said it was all set up and handed me my confirmation numbers. I walked out happy that I would not have to search for jobs tomorrow!
I was home no more than ten minutes, just long enough to confirm that I had those days on the computer. The phone rang. It was the principal. (This is the same one I mentioned months ago, who called me "maintenance guy" and the other sub "lawnmower guy." This principal is not my favorite) He said, the "Guest Teacher,(Just call him a sub, that's what we are!)" they had today said he was available for the rest of the week and "they" (I suspect "they" is the "Principal.") had sort of told him he could work it, and the principal did not think it was right to go back on what "they" had told him... I should have said it, but did not think to, "what about the fact that the teacher asked for me and promised me???" But, no, I was respectful and polite and explained that I understood...I should have told him: "NO!!!! ITS MY JOB!!! YOU ASSHOLE!! I WANT IT!! I WANT IT!!! I WANT IT!!!! I LIKE THE SIXTH GRADERS!!!" Its not fair.
Oh, well, I already have a job for Friday. Hopefully I can pick up a couple more.
I came home and began making Split-Pea Soup. Cora has a recipe, but our Ham was bad, so I used bacon...turned out pretty good.
Oh, and did I mention? We are going to go see Jeff Dunham on Friday night!!!
I know it is a long video, but watch a couple minutes of it anyway...He's hilarious!
I am a big Jeff Dunhm fan...well, I like watching his videos on Comedy Central! It will be tons of fun!
